a. "And so, JK Rowling went to their house and killed them, and while she was there, she tried to kill you. You was a baby, of course. But the spell ricocheted off your head and hit her instead. Now no one knows if she's dead, hiding, or hiding as someone else, but what's for sure is she hates you for not dying. And it's sure that if she's alive,
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